Here’s a Real High-Class Bout! Here Goes! Yet another announcer quote. In fact I’m just going to say here, every Cuphead post will have a announcer quote in the beginning two sentences. Okay, so, lets jump into this. The weapons are (these are including the DLC weapons: Crackshot, Converge, and Twist-Up)

Peashooter: this is the first weapon you get and does four damage per shot and the EX attack, Mega blast does 8.33 damage a hit. The DPS (whatever that is) is 30.  The EX attack happens when you press the left most button on controllers. Shooting the EX attack requires one super meter card.

Spread: Fires 3 bullets in front of you. Damage: 1.24 per shot, 6.2 for all shots. EX attack: Eight way- Fires 8 large spikes around you. EX Damage: 4.3 per shot, 34.4 max. DPS : 41.33 for all shots.

Chaser: Homing shot essentially. Damage: 2.85. EX attack: Chaos Orbit- Fires 4 large shots that circle the player and attack enemies when in range. EX damage: 7 per shot, 28 max. DPS: 17.1.

Lobber: fires a curved projectile that ounces forward three times. Damage: 11.6. EX attack:

Kablooey. Fires a larger projectile. EX damage: 28. DPS: 33.14. Charge: Fires a projectile that can be charged. Damage: 6 if uncharged, 46 if charged. EX attack: Radial Barrage-Fires a large projectile that doesn’t fly far. EX damage: 26. DPS: 35.38.

Roundabout: Fires a boomerang projectile best to fire in the opposite for maximum range as it goes backwards. Damage: 8.5. EX attack: Jumbo Rebound- fires a larger boomerang. EX damage: 5 per hit, 40 max. DPS: 31.875.

Crackshot: straight projectile then cracks into smaller aimed shot. Damage: 10.56 uncracked, 6.7 cracked. EX attack: P. turret- Turret that fires toward nearest enemy 5 times then disappears, and can be parried. Deals damage if something runs into it. EX damage: 3.5 turret projectile, 12 before parried, 14 after parried.

Converge: fires three projectiles that travel across the screen. Damage: 2.67 per shot, 8.01 all shots. EX attack: Electro-Bolt- fires a large electro beam either left or right, depending on which way the player is facing.  EX damage: 21. DPS: 33.

One last weapon.

Twist-up: fires three tornado-like shots which go in the direction fired then go for your thumb. EX attack: Cyclone Spiral- Fires larger tornado that  gets a bigger arc the longer it goes. It still goes for your thumb. Damage: 2.33 per shot, 6.99 all shots. EX damage: 8 per hit, 40 max. DPS: 32.

Next post, I will finally talk about some bosses: The Root Pack and Goope Le Grande. I don’t know when I’ll put it out. Just keep looking.

(Disclaimer: do not try to shoot fingertip bullets. You would need a potion that probably doesn’t exist.)